Couch Potato


April 2008, Albuquirky, NM

I wish I could relate that the following day I popped out of the bed (that was not mine) renewed, refreshed, rejuvenated. Up, and at ‘em, ready to do something constructive. But, of course that is not the case. That outcome goes with someone else’s story, with a life that is, you guessed it, not mine. The truth is I don’t remember what happened the next day, nor for the next two weeks. They are, as people like to say, a blur. My next memory is of lying on the couch, crying. But don’t get the impression that I reclined for a few minutes and had a good cry, and then got on with my day. No. I mean, I sobbed. With great big snot globs hanging from my nose. It wasn’t a few minutes. It was a few weeks.

Mostly, I let the snot globs hang. I didn’t bother to use tissue very often. It felt good to cry; for the first time in nearly two years, I felt safe, physically, at least. I felt I was crying out of an enormous relief, and I reveled in it. I’d lie on the couch, morning, noon, and night, marveling at the way I felt. The couch was keeping me grounded! But God it was ugly. So, I’d laugh at its hideousness, with its background of diarrhea-after-a-bug brown, and its foreground of black Kokopelli figures, yellow Zia symbols, and green chiles. And then I’d choke on a heaving snot-glob-sob of gratitude, and run my hands up and down the material, stopping to rub the rough, raised spots of Kokopelli flute, Zia symbol edge, and green chile top. Rub, rub, rub. Oh God, I’m safe, I thought. Safe! I don’t have to worry about one person overdosing, and another one blaming me. Rub. rub. Oh God I’m safe. I don’t have to worry about crazed men breaking down doors, in sloppy pill/alcohol hazes. Rub. Rub. Oh God. I’m safe. Rub. Rub. Rub.

Basically, I flipped the fuck out.

And, kept flipping out. There was no job search, from this place that was not mine. There was only the couch. And somehow, I made that mine. Probably because I never left it. Memory after memory swamped my cranium, and day after day, I was plagued.

Woosh. There it was, the time I’d spent with the Scottish man. I shouldn’t have stayed with the Scottish man. Oh God I really shouldn’t have stayed with the Scottish man. That fossilized red-headed giant really did believe he could get me in the sack. I’d asked him to drive me to Mexico, if I paid for the gas, so I could buy the penicillin that I desperately needed for my skin. He took me, as asked, but then proceeded to buy several bottles of Viagra. The ride home was dreadful. Why had he purchased all of those pills? I found out the answer when we got back to his place. “Are you sure, you’re sure you don’t want to get in the tub with me? We can wash each other. It will be fun. Let’s make bubbles!” I thought if I stayed any longer, he might try to force me to make those damn bubbles, ick. What told me that, I didn’t know, but I listented to my instinct and left the next morning. But that meant I’d had to ask another guy I shouldn’t have been spending any time with for a ride. Ugh.

Bam. There it was, the time I’d spent with the Indian man. In a whisky-induced rage, he’d ripped a gold necklace from my neck, and threatened to beat me for being too rich. We’d been sitting in a park, smoking cigarettes, having what I thought was a good conversation when out of nowhere he jumped up and yanked off the expensive chain my grandfather had given me for some birthday or another. “Bitch,” he said. “Stupid, white, filthy rich bitch. That’s a decoration for you, you stupid white bitch, it’s money for me! I should beat you. Stupid white bitch!” Somehow, I’d managed to run away, in the dark no less, and back to the shelter where I was staying.

Smack. There it was, the time I’d spent with the older woman. I thought she was my friend, but no, she was not. Her daughter had stolen several of my belongings, and when I told my (ahem) friend about it, she told me that I could get out, thank you very much, because her daughter would never steal from anyone. “Get out,” she’d screamed so loudly that my bowel contents curdled! I’d ended up calling the sheriff to guard me while I packed, she was so enraged. The cop was just as mad as she was and kept yelling at me to hurry up.

That couch. That sinfully ugly couch.

As I cried me my very own creek, that couch became my friend. It had help me up, so far, yeah, way better than any person I’d ever known.

20,000 Leagues Under the See


March 2008, Albuquirky, NM

I wish I could remember her name, but I cannot and it pains me, because sometimes I wish I could thank her. I can’t even recall if she was a nurse, a nurse’s aide, or a case manager. But what I can remember is her youthful, beautiful face, as it delivered its terrifying message; it was contorted into an agonized expression of concern and fear. For me, first, and for herself second. She wasn’t supposed to be telling me this. She could lose her job, she’d said. HIPAA and all. But, she’d added, she could not live with herself if she didn’t. Screw HIPAA.

“You need to get out,” she relayed, in the hoarsest whisper I’d ever laid ears on. “She’s dangerous! You shouldn’t be caring for her, and you never should have come in the first place. You’re not even certified! Look, I’ve worked with this family for a long time, and I’m telling you it won’t be long before she OD’s on the morhpine. If she dies in your care, they will blame you.” “Now read between the lines,” she said urgently, but more hoarsely than the rest. “Trust me, they will come after you, and they might win. It’s your word against theirs. Get out now while you still have time. You’re a nice girl, and you don’t need to be mixed up in all of this.” Her face tightened, and I could see her swallowing rapidly. She was trying so hard not to cry that I wanted to myself. “I don’t want to lose my job. I can’t lose my job. Please, just hurry!”

After she left, I sat down on the bed that wasn’t mine, in the bedroom that wasn’t mine, thinking about problems that should not have been mine. Why was I always having problems like this anyway? I shouldn’t have been in this bind, and I knew it. But for some reason that I didn’t understand, I was always in a bind, and always being victimized. I looked at my two blue rolling suitcases, and then switched my view to my cell. I had to call my mother.

Message translated into the mouthpiece, my Mom nearly lost it. I’d only heard her voice sound this way once before, when my stepdad was dying. “Marie,” she pleaded, “please listen to her. Something tells me you should listen to her!” “I know, Mom,” I said. “I know!” And I did know, the more I thought about it. She was taking ever higher doses, and afterward, nodding off more frequently, her breathing not quite even. Her son and sister were no help. The son hadn’t come around since he’d been taken to the ER weeks ago, after dosing himself with a combination of pills and alcohol. The sister just didn’t care. “Always a troublemaker, always a problem,” she’d said to me once about her younger sibling, with an especially nasty look on her face.

I got up, and walked to the chest of drawers that was not mine. I opened it, peered inside, and gave its contents a wry smile. At least the clothes were mine. I knew I should pack, but what was the point? There was no place to go. Not even the homeless shelter would take me back. I simply had too many medical problems, they’d said. I felt so alone, and the truth was: I was alone. My nurse-nurse’s aide-casework manager could not help me. The old lady’s son could not help me. And the sister would not help me. And my mom, well, I already knew she wouldn’t help me either. This was all just too much. I’d been running forever, it seemed. I didn’t want to leave, and besides, I liked the old woman. She was the grandma I’d always wanted. So I sighed, no, heaved, and walked into the living room to check on the old lady.

Her wheelchair sat facing the television, which was, first and foremost, always blaring, and second, making me crazy. As I took my last step out of the hallway, and rounded the corner toward that ridiculous monstrosity, I noticed the absence of noise. She wasn’t making a sound. I sucked in my breath. Oh God. No. Not this soon! I bolted past the couch, and came to a rigid stop in front of her wheelchair. I watched. She was slumped over on her tray, her hand still half-clutching the bottle of morphine tablets. I stepped forward and tried to yank the bottle away. Just then, she Hoovered a huge breath, as if for some moments she’d forgotten to breathe, and her hand let go of the pills easily. Thank God; she was alive!

I sat down in front of her wheelchair, and watched her labored breathing. There was one place I might go. But, it was a long shot, and I wasn’t thrilled about it. The guy was creepy, and I’d just met him. I really didn’t want to see him again, not in any capacity, but I supposed I might not have a choice. He might let me stay with him, if I asked nicely.

I got up, and grabbed the cordless phone from the table next to the old lady’s wheelchair. I pressed all three digits, and listened while the 911 dispatcher answered almost too quickly. He sounded annoyed: “911, what is the address of your emergency?” I gave the guy the information, hung up, and waited for the ambulance for the second time that week.

~~~~~~

It was a long time before I was ready; at least six hours had passed. The old woman was gone, and I was entirely packed. The guy had said yes, and although the knot in my stomach told me something might be wrong with what I was doing, I ignored it, more-or-less. What choice did I have? I was that desperate. Besides, I didn’t think the guy was wicked, I just thought he was weird. Okay, yeah, creepy, but not a rapist or anything. It’s just that something was off about the guy. He was definitely unemotional, which was easy to conclude from the flat affect. What that meant, I didn’t know. But, I’d be fine. I would just look for another job in a week or two, once I’d had a chance to catch my sanity, and stick it back in my head.

I loaded the severely dented white pick-up, borrowed from the apartment complex manager, and drove to the new home, which was not mine. The guy had left the door unlocked for me. I’d called just in time. He’d be back in a few days, he’d told me, after he got done installing a microwave tower in the middle of that proverbial town of East Bumfuck, this one in Arizona. Make yourself at home in the meantime, he’d said. So I did.

I rolled my blue bags into the new bedroom that was not mine, unpacked their contents into the new dresser that was not mine, and set out to take a bath in the tub that was not mine. I was exhausted, and I felt grimy. When was this going to end? The constant running had taken its toll. I knew I had a problem, some problem, a big problem. No, correction, I knew I had more than one problem, and they were all big, but I could not see where they were coming from. I was 20,000 leagues under the see!

I sunk down into the delightfully warm water, and tried not to make eye contact with the two strange dogs that were staring at me. They weren’t mine, and they knew it, but at least they’d let me in, out of the cold, and out of danger, and into…the unknown.

Love, it’s the MANE Idea


Spread some love around today.

Ever give someone you don’t know a heartfelt compliment, a hug, a word of encouragement, a little help? You never know the difference you will make when you show a little love.

I remember a time when I was at a restaurant with Wesley, eating tacos. I saw a young woman, probably 25 or so, looking sad, but undeniably effervescent, hunched over her lunch plate. It seemed she would burst into tears at any moment. I got up and gave her a hug. She let me! Afterward, she asked, “Why did you hug me?” I replied, “It looked like you needed one.” She smiled such a gorgeous smile and said, “I hadn’t thought I did, but I guess I really did need one, thank you.” Well, after that she perked up a little and ate her lunch. I was so glad to see her feeling a bit better.

There’s a glow that comes from showing love like this. It allows you to feel more compassion for everyone, including yourself. You feel better, the other person feels better.

Don’t hesitate to spread some love! ♥

Horses, New York State

Dodgeball


The velocity of your

INTENTIONS, ooo, ah, oh

baby – – -

VWOPM, swoooosh, outta nowhere – DUCK

bang, bang,

on my BRAIN,

they may, your intentions -

they just might

deserve some honorable

MENTIONS!

Your intentions.

But dogdeball (smile), dodgeball,

OH YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THAT!

I must, must -

dip, duck, dive

dip, duck, dive.

On instinct,

me, I -

thrive, survive,

AHA – test drive!

CROUCH -

dip, duck, dive.

run around, hide now, go on

YOU, hey you, it’s your turn,

dip, duck, dive

behind the

COUCH.

Questions, questions,

are they philosophical discussion?

Or, or, ha, are they

merely pathological percussion!?

Bang, bang, bang,

ask, I answer, but you

dodgeball, dodgeball,

dodge that ball.

I toss it your way.

And OH, I know you caught it,

but you hide your intentions,

your intentions,

my mind, oooooo,

doing sudden -

EMERGENCY

interventions.

Questions, I ASK

dodgeball, dodgeball.

Go on, dodge the ball.

Your IQ, so high,

high, HIGH, high

I smile, lopsided grin,

dodgeball, dodgeball.

Your intentions,

perhaps, yes

deserve honorable mentions.

But I don’t know yet.

still, feeling, feeling out my

mental tensions.

Dodgeball. You play dodgeball.

A man, with fantastic aim.

A man, who relishes a game,

for fun?

Information, gather it,

intentions, you dodge

ball.

:-)

Blueberry Pie


Free flow -

lingers,

never subsiding,

never dividing.

Free flow is pie,

cherry, apple or blueberry,

(go on, take your pick)

that has an infinite number of pieces.

Free flow is cake,

perfectly moist,

with never-ending icing, in just the right

amount.

Free flow is a pan of brownies, mmm,

disguising itself as one thing,

fresh from the oven,

but really

it’s an endless rive of chocolate.

Free flow is

the All-You-Can-Eat salad bar,

nourishing, helping, teaching, guiding,

every one of us.

Free flow is form,

free flow is formless.

Free flow tricks us, if we’re not careful,

we may believe that everything is

separate -

when in fact, it’s not.

Free flow forms the formless into form -

trick, trick.

Making us want to believe that

the blueberry pie

is quite different from the apple or the cherry.

But that’s not the case.

They’re all the same.

Pie, cake, brownies, salad -

all are ONE -

living forever -

free flow.

Free flow.

A Helpful Book


Everything Happens for a Reason – I really can’t recommend this book enough. I can’t do it justice, there is no way. It is on my Reading Suggestions page, but I want to emphasize it in a separate post!

Everything really does happen for a reason. I absolutely believe it. I have survived so much. But not just survived, learned. And not just learned, embraced – all of my traumatic experiences.

While many will say (as I used to) that they can’t get past abuse, rape, losing a loved one (insert your specific trauma here) it just isn’t true. Not only can you get past it, you can actually learn to be GRATEFUL. Yes, grateful for what you’ve been through.

I would not change a single thing that’s happened to me. Not being abused, molested, raped, attacked, living in a homeless shelter, my illnesses (and much, much more), no, I would not change any of it. I learned from all of these hardships. I am actually glad all of these things happened to me because they made me stronger, they got me to where I am now. They have made me appreciate life. Life is too precious to waste your time being angry and depressed. Don’t waste time being bitter, it’s not worth it.

Yes, healing is a process. You will go through what you will go through. But I want to encourage everyone to re-evaluate their tragedies and see them as opportunities for growth.

I am saying this to empower. It isn’t true that you can’t heal. You can. Learn. Learn to see tragedy as a gift. It is a gift. From the universe which means to teach you.

Please buy yourself this book and see for yourself that I am not the only one who has benefited from tragedy. In other words, if you don’t believe me, READ and come to understand, others have been through horrible things and gone on to see the gifts in them.

I know there is nothing I can’t get through. Will things sometimes be hard? Yes. Will some things feel, for a time, as if you can’t make it through? Yes. But you can, in time.

I wish for everyone to believe in themselves in this way. Be empowered!

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